Steward requests/Global permissions

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Southparkfan@global
I want to be a global rollbacker because I want to fight vandalism on other(, inactive) wiki's. I will try to answer questions. :) Kind regards, Southparkfan (talk) 17:20, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Global edit count is 44 - user's global account is complete. D u s t i *Let's talk!* 18:28, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Obvious reasons for opposing but I guess since I said this would never be a voting area, I'll explain. The only pretty much on has edits at TestWiki. Therefore failing #1 'You have sufficient cross-wiki activity to allow the community to analyse them;'. I believe this could be a speedy close but for the sake of being fair, I'll let others comment. John (talk) 20:31, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Southparkfan@global
I want to be a global sysop because I want to fight vandalism on other(, inactive) wiki's. There a just two global sysops and for 10 wiki's I think more sysops are better. I'm also a sysop & bureaucrat on TestWiki. I will try to answer questions. :) Kind regards, Southparkfan (talk) 17:20, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Global edits are 44 - user's global account is complete. D u s t i *Let's talk!* 18:28, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Per my comments on the GR request. John (talk) 20:34, 15 August 2013 (UTC)